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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

I liked OJ better.

The young medium of the blog should be viewed as untapped potential. Will this medium show itself to be a fad? Will it become a powerful resource for recordkeeping? I would like to test this mediums capability to compare the different flavors of its readers’ regions. The following are the ‘Michael Jackson’ jokes from the Miami Valley of Ohio. Stop reading now if you can’t have a good chuckle over pedophilia. What are the ‘Michael Jackson’ jokes from where your neck of the woods?

What time is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?

They both come on little white crackers.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don’t fuck little boys

(I made up that last one.)

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At 10:44 AM, Blogger Rae Ann said...

I just like to quote Juror #5,

"Don't snap your fingers at me, lady."

I haven't heard a lot of jokes, but I remember one from a really long time ago.

Where did Michael Jackson lose his other glove?

In Brooke Shields's Calvins.

(I did say a long time ago.)

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

Acne waits until you're 14 to come on your face.

What do you day to Michael Jackson on the beach?

Stay out of my sun (son).

What's the difference between MJ and a shopping bag?

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At 6:06 AM, Blogger Kat said...

I must be out of touch too. The only ones I've heard before are the boys II men, and the one about the grocery bag. And I heard those long ago.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger ghartstein said...

Do you know why MJ likes thirty-nine year olds?

There are thirty of them.

 
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You guys hear some sick shit. I am warning you. Do not return to check the comments on this post again. Tomorrow night I am going to post some real sick perverted jokes. Thes post is no longer any place for ladies. Stay away. Return at your own peril.

 
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Ok you were warned

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